UPDATED

Top quotes by Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett's top quotes. 'The most watched programme on the BBC, after the news, is probably 'Doctor Who.' What has happened is that science fiction has been subsumed into modern literature. There are grandparents out there who speak Klingon, who are quite capable of holding down a job. No one would think twice now about a parallel universe.'


0 contributions

88 Views 0
 

The most watched programme on the BBC, after the news, is probably 'Doctor Who.' What has happened is that science fiction has been subsumed into modern literature. There are grandparents out there who speak Klingon, who are quite capable of holding down a job. No one would think twice now about a parallel universe.


I'm a fantasy writer, called a fantasy writer. But there's very little, apart from one or two basic concepts in 'I Shall Wear Midnight,' which are in fact fantasy. You have sticks that fly, but they're practical broomsticks, with a bloody great strap that you can hold on to so you don't fall off. And you try not to use them too often.


In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.


Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil... prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon.


Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind.


There are things around, and I know where they can be got quite easily, but I quite like waking up to the sunshine.


Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.


You can't build a plot out of jokes. You need tragic relief. And you need to let people know that when a lot of frightened people are running around with edged weaponry, there are deaths. Stupid deaths, usually. I'm not writing 'The A-Team' - if there's a fight going on, people will get hurt. Not letting this happen would be a betrayal.


The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head.


I must have read every issue of 'Punch' published in the 20th century, and I think in the process I picked up the true voice of English humour - that amiable, fairly liberal, laconic voice which you find in something like 'Three Men in a Boat.'


The pen is mightier than the sword if the sword is very short, and the pen is very sharp.


I think when people mean that Discworld books have become darker they really mean the series is growing up. In 'The Colour of Magic' most of the city is set alight. It's a joke, in much the same way that the Earth is destroyed almost at the start of Douglas Adams's 'The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.'


Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. Of course, I could be wrong.


We have been so successful in the past century at the art of living longer and staying alive that we have forgotten how to die. Too often we learn the hard way. As soon as the baby boomers pass pensionable age, their lesson will be harsher still.


The ideal death, I think, is what was the ideal Victorian death, you know, with your grandchildren around you, a bit of sobbing. And you say goodbye to your loved ones, making certain that one of them has been left behind to look after the shop.


It's not worth doing something unless you were doing something that someone, somewere, would much rather you weren't doing.


Sometimes it is better to light a flamethrower than curse the darkness.


It is often said that before you die your life passes before your eyes. It is in fact true. It's called living.


The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.


In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.



Please login before Adding Contribution

LOGIN

 


Input Item is required

{{value.error}} Invalid Url Found


{{value.title|truncate:'50':'...'}}

{{value.description|truncate:'70':'...'}}

Source:{{value.url|truncate:'50':'...'}}
{{value.error}} {{value.serror}} Input Item is Required





Source:{{value.cite}}





{{value.error}} Input Item is Required



Instagram Logo
{{value.error}} Input Item is Required



{{value.error}} {{value.serror}} Input Item is Required





{{value.snippet.title}}
{{value.snippet.description|truncate:'20':'...'}} {{value.snippet.channelTitle}}
Views {{value.statistics.viewCount|number}}


Preview will appear here..
No Gifs Found