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Woody Allen's top quotes. 'Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.' 'Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.' 'You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.'


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Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.


Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.


You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.


I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.


If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.


My luck is getting worse and worse. Last night, for instance, I was mugged by a quaker.


I failed to make the chess team because of my height.


Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.


Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.


Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.


Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.


What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream?


I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.


I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.


It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.


Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.


I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.


My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.


If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative.


Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more fun.



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